This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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