i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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