My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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