Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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