i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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