But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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