How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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