i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
We don't watch enough power rangers
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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