Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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