I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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