I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
