3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
