she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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