I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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