the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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