I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
