its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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