i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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