how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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