that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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