Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
