There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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