You surviving the open bar?
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Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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