Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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