You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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