I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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