How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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