your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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