You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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