Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
