she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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