Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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