I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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