69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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