"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
At least make sure they are 18
Why
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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