Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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