i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
