The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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