Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just high enough for therapy.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
