she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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