watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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