At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Randomize
