Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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