just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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