I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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