He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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