Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
