that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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