I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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