What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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