I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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