I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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